Thursday, February 1, 2007

Movie (Video) Review - The Marine


Now there went a couple hours I won't get back...We screamed for a new action hero, but this soft-talking, muscled-up, jarhead wanna-be has to have real marines pissing vinegar all over the Middle East. Talk about a lack of continuity, this dude is fireproof (survived at least four close encounters with fireballs), bullet proof, sledgehammer proof, and has mutant healing abilities (goes from barely able to walk to swan-diving in .01 seconds flat...
Bring on the next loser.

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