And so it is with great honor that I welcome you to Straight White Males. What are we? Try the most coveted group of consumers on the planet. Marketers want us, Pro Sports need us, and Hollywood just seems to piss us off every chance it gets... This little web log will occasionally drop hints as to what we want, and although it would behoove those in charge to listen, they most certainly will not. Instead they will continue to bring us oversized NFL crybabies and pantywaist movie superheros. They will chide us for not embracing chick flicks and call us homophobes for not rushing out to see movies featuring gay protagonists. What they will undoubtedly miss is that we watch what we WANT to watch, and given the choice between Hugh Grant and Bruce Willis we will watch the Die Hard marathon on cable TV (we will touch on this in future posts). So, sit back and enjoy. The posts will be random in both subjects and timing. A special thanks to the guys that will likely assist, whether they know it or not:

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Icabod
Evil K
Slow Pitch
Dad
Backdraft
Shamus
Captain Hygene
Noslo
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Sincerely, Randy Ferentino Purveyor of Fine Oriental Rugs