for some reason having to rewrite something i just wrote is the absolute pit of despair for me, so everyone with have to settle for the bullitt points
>my official review of the movie...ehhh, could have been better could have been worse
>it rates as an Episode I-III, leaving the theater i did not feel the need to pistol whip the high schooler pissed at me for making him actually work and key in 1 bagillion dollars for two tickets and a bag of goobers...but i am certain after viewing it a second time i will once again pine for a Delorian and 88 mph such that i can get back the two hours of my life
>Hugh Jackman once again gives an oscar worthy performance. he is truly believable as a tough guy while in real life he suffers from a horrific cases of the puffs, see below
>after succesfully whining for two films that she wasn't important enough, Hale Berry finally gets her due and is given all the lines not taken by puff'n'knives. still her best acting is when she rushes down the stairs...two black eyes, table of two, now seating
>SPOILER. cyclops is killed off in like the first ten minutes, which i can only imagine was the arrangement for his return after bryan singer successfully turned the defacto field general in the comics into the Biatch in the movie.
>this one has a lot more action, and while it is badly filmed at least it is not wasted minutes of them hoping to convince young comic geeks everywhere that smokin the meat pole is just like being able to turn things to ice with your mutant powers
>somebody feed Jean Grey a freakin cheese burger! your ass hanging out of your undies is an expression sister
to summarize the movie was exactly what i expected, so how can i blame it. it was a summer movie. the new guy is a music video director and that is exactly what he gives you. does it suck, oh yeah. does that make it a bad movie, of course not. if i have to explain to you...then this site is not for you
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