Don't Be That Guy

Long before he demanded we "hug it out bitch", Jeremy Piven taught us a much more important lesson, that was to NOT BE THAT GUY that wears the T-shirt of the band you are going to see. Bless you Droz for saving so many of us the pain and humiliation.




While i realize i am a pale imitation of the sleep smoking original...i will do my best to help the lost sheep of meterosexuals out there untuck their danglies and sound off like you got a pair. So without further adu (and rambling)...

Case 001
Don't Be That Guy that drives a F'n VW Beetle! There is nothing wrong with driving pretty much anything else (if you even mention the Chabaret all hope is lost and i will have my gimp beat you with your shoes) made by VW, even one of our very own is a proud owner of a much ticketed Jetta, but for the love of all things Jack Burton even the name screams Chick...Beetle. Tune in next week when i...ah, who am i kidding who knows when the hell i'll be back