Friday, January 12, 2007

Poo Poo Haikus

"I was thinking a little more about my crap earlier. I think that the food passed through my body without being completely digested - I think I crapped little Crispix pieces, which concerns me that I'm not getting the nutrition I need. I mean, I think about my craps a lot." SlowPitch

A few Haikus:
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Excrement from me
Nutty texture shining forth
Pain, relief are one

Warm release with splash
Evidence on Porcelain
Lingers to remind - Ichabod
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Anticipation
For when my movement will start
Evidenced by walk

Pants undone before entry
Ecstasy upon feeling cold seat
Upon my buttocks

Wiping is challenge
When hot ass is the product
Of my digestion - SlowPitch
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Power from within
Now becomes last night's chicken
Or is that just corn - Cpt. Hygene

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