Thursday

What exactly is Thursday in relation to other days of the week? Monday is typically hangover day, with the only positive being that 17 weeks out of the year we have Monday Night Football. Tuesday is similar to Thursday as it is somewhat of a transition day, sort of blah. Wednesday is Hump Day, and if it's not raining it becomes a tad more uncomfortable as Dry Hump Day. Friday is the best day of the week because it typically marks the end of the work week and the beginning of a two day drinkathon...

Of course, Thursday used to be college party night. It had a purpose. It's the only day that rhymes with "Thirsty"...