Cold War Weiners

The Jetta has travelled from East to West, where the mountains are on the wrong side of the road.

It's gone for short distances through New Mexico at 140mph. Regularly averaged 95 ~ 100 mph in California and Arizona. Been pulled over for wreckless driving, turning left from the center lane in Santa Barbara.

Though the worst state for tickets and the Fuzz has been the Commonwealth of Virginia. Pulled over 4 times, once by a woman , who was tailgating me at night for ten miles before flashing the headlights and not this kind (o)(o). I received 3 out of four tickets. Is that a good record or bad?

Lastly, I85/40 was the platform for a high speed chase between the Jetta and a blue Jeep Cherokee maimed and missing one Flag. The Cherokee tried to outgun the Jetta with a mooning but at the cost of maiming it's exterior and losing a valued NC State Flag. Moments later the Jetta annoyingly hurled tiny pieces of paper at the Cherokee in hopes of obscuring it's visbility.

So up went the stakes. The Cherokee altered course to retrieve ammunition. The Jetta had no other choice but to do the same. After resupply of their arsenals, the The Jetta and The Cherokee we back on the road in a Cold War Fashioned Katz und Maus Hunt, rigging the cell phones to work as a expedient sonar system.

The battle ended on 540 with premature ejection of doritos from the Cherokee's roof. This fire was returned with authority with a bombardment of bananas and a pelting of wieners across the hood of the outmaneuvered and weaponless Cherokee.

Captain Backdraft and Gunner Ichabod