Yesterday we sort of drifted off. We like toilet humor, specifically talking about our craps and how big, pungent, and greasy they were. In my dorm (mind you this was 1994) we had community restrooms and showers. One day as I was ringing out the old sock I noticed a poorly written note taped on the door of one stall. It read:
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NCSU Turd Memorial DO NOT FLUSH!
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To this day I have never seen human fecal matter in that volume or girth. I imagine that's as close to birth as a man could get. It stayed in place for at least two weeks, garnishing respect and admiration from the dorm occupants and janitorial staff. I showed everyone I knew. Unfortunately this was before digital cameras or camera phones, so no evidence of this enormous loaf exisits today. Still, it will haunt my dreams forever...
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